32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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