Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Randomize
