I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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