I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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