She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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