you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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