i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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