Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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