it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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