We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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