Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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