i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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