hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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