wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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