last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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