you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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