Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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