She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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