I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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