Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
vagina is talking i cant
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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