I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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