Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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