just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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