woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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