Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Randomize