im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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