: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
