After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize