yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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