Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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