you guys were way drunker than both of me
This girl is more easily done than said...
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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