I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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