I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize