I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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