Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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