oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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