Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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