I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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