Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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