I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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