Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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