you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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