it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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