I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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