Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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