they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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