none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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