YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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