Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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