3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Randomize