whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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