Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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