He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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