Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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