I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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