I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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