what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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