Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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