I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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