I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love you.
Bad choice
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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