fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
So. Much. Porn.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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